"Ricky, for the meeting we decided that we go to eat fish, we are there at this time, ok?" "Well, I'm a vegetarian, you can not take the usual pizza?" "Ah, you do not eat the fish?" And you think the fish grow on trees, you moron? "No, I do not eat, I am a vegetarian, so ..." "Oh well, from something you will do ..."
Us at the restaurant and you order. After roundup of fried and ordered crab salad in a region where it would be wiser to order polenta with mushrooms, my turn came. "I am a vegetarian, you could have ..." "What?" I do not eat meat and fish, you moron! "I do not eat meat and fish, so ..." "And I'll give you something to eat?" The rest of the planet is fine, but no dead animals, stupid jerk. E 'smarter my left shoe of your family together. "A plate of pasta you can have? And a salad." "What does it take? Tuna, olives and mozzarella cheese okay?" "No, do not eat tuna. Lettuce, valerian, Gentilini?"
But I find them the most decerebration on the planet, or I find them, or I sent them some, like RaiTre? No, it's just that I live in Italy. Yes, I capitalized. It 's a country where vegetarians are doing so well. Not to mention the vegan. At the supermarket, except for fruits and vegetables, there are only a few specific products for vegetarians. Soy burgers buried among the frozen fish sticks in the department, seitan and tofu cubes in the trays of sausage and chicken thighs. This is the Coop. To find out if a food contains animal matter should read the ingredient list. Easy, right? Not at all, unless you remember which match alphanumeric additives derived from animals. An hour
Ryanair from Parma, however, supermarkets Sainsbury's , Vegetarian products are marked with a V on a green background, while those for vegans with VV, always a green background. For every product there is its counterpart "Organic" and that "organic", but strangely enough for the British organic products do not cost more. They cost less. In London, the most massive of the major European supermarket chains, there are many ethnic groups as there are in circulation on the streets, but to find quality products do not need to travel at more expensive stores. Just go to any supermarket. Where I come from but there is a new chain of stores dedicated to bioentusiasti, vegetarians and vegans. Easy? No. After two charges at these stores to become poor, and we are forced a tornare a mangiare le mille mozzarelle blu. Tedesche. Non voglio fare il nome della costosa catena, prendo cinque virgola sessantotto euro all'ora e se mi querelano sono fottuto. E non ne ho voglia. Mi fotte già il mio capo.
Quindi, cosa non va per i Vegetariani in Italia?
Vuoi dire a parte quelli che ti chiedono, ma chi ti ha messo in testa quelle idee? Li perdono. Anzi, io, Platone, Confucio, Newton, Thoreau, Kafka e Leonardo da Vinci li perdoniamo.
Vuoi dire a parte i parenti più o meno stretti che ti vorrebbero obbligare a mangiare la carneperchéfasangue, il pesceperchéc'éilfosforo (e il mercurocromo per riparare la stufa di casa), a parte gli pseudo-amici che fanno battute e sfottò ad ogni occasione, i ristoratori padani che vorrebbero strozzarti con le salsicce? A parte gli amici che non si ricordano della tua scelta e ti invitano alle grigliate?
Oh, ma poi riparano: "Facciamo anche le verdure alla griglia, dai vieni?".
Fottiti, mi fanno schifo le verdure alla griglia. Piuttosto vado a lavorare per 5,68 euro l'ora. Lordi. Vuoi dire a parte tutto ciò?
Sì, a parte questi "capricci", cosa c'è che non va?
Forse c'è che non si rispettano le differenze in Italia?
Ma no, dai.
I vegetariani e i vegani (soprattutto i vegani) rappresentano un pericolo per certe economie basate sullo sfruttamento intensivo di altri esseri viventi?
Macché, dai.
Maybe because in Italy the only restaurants with vegan menu are the social centers Anarchists? Maybe it's because in Italy there are many people saying "I'm not a racist, BUT'..." Maybe because in Italy if you're black you can tease you saying that you're tanned. If you are homosexual are worse than me, I look at pretty girls. And you're not gay, you're a fag and fag (homosexual is a term for gays)! If you are Muslim, you're a terrorist. If you are Roma, are a thief. Are you a Jew, but I do not know why you're on the balls. If you're poor, you smile and make a little mess, not to disturb the rich who are so sad. If you are Chinese and we eat the dead rats trimmings. If you have a contract with names like Coccodì 'or COCOPRO (Copro Shit =) you're not a slave precarious, you're in step with an economy more "flexible." If you're not with the government six communities. If you're not even with the opposition are always a communist. If you are an anti-globalization protests, you're an anarchist, you're a black-block, you're off course, you're a slacker, you're an extremist, but NEVER EVER a thinking individual. If you are male, carnivore, heterosexual and white, you're different, you're not even people, are the mass and the mass is shit.
stains from, you're quite exaggerated.
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